Welcome to Be a Man

My buddies and I had a realization over the past year; there's a whole bunch of dumb assholes who think they are "The Man". From Frat Kids, to emo snowboarders, and guidos to gamer nerds you can find idiots who do a whole bunch of talking and not enough walking. We're here to change that. For some reason over the years, modernization of our culture has turned a bunch of us into pussys; 10 years ago every guy from age 4 to 18 played baseball during the spring and now we have professional gamers? Fuck that. It's now ok for a guy to get his hair fucking frosted and go tanning? Fuck that. We're here to end that shit. Being a man is about being yourself, being confident, and realizing failures are just steps to success. We're not asking you to be like us, because you will never be as awesome as us, we're just showing you and updating you what's going on today in a Man's world. After all nobody can keep up with everything, well except for us. We're gonna be talking about sports and lots of them. We'll talk about the newest technology coming out, from cars to cellphones to big TV's. Girls? You fucking bet we'll be taking about girls, the good the bad and the ugly, mainly the good. You know what else we'll be taking about? Everything. We're gonna do whatever it takes to make sure we cover everything about being a man; from fashion, because you have to look fresh, to politics, because you have to know what is going on around the world. No one likes a bullshitter.

I personally like to think of it as the James Bond approach, he was good at everything. Making drinks, picking up women, driving cars and kicking the shit out of people. He had wits and charm. And while most people can't be good at everything, we're not asking you to be like most people, we're asking you to step away from those idiots stuck in mediocrity.You wanna be man? Then step up and start taking notes. This is the start of a revolution.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Recovery

Well folks, I hope you all executed your game plans to the "T" and that your nights of Halloween were a success. Speaking for myself, I had a great time with my friends and my Tiger Woods costume was quite a hit. Not like I didn't expect it. I'm sad to see it go though, but I will breathe a sigh of relief knowing my memories will live on through the pictures of slutty girls posted on Facebook.

Cheers to good times.

P.S. How fucking awesome was day light savings time this year? Nothing like partying, having the clock strike 2 A.M. and then have it magically roll back to 1, continuing our good times for another hour. You all can thank me and Chays later for that. Extra hour of sleep? Fuck that. Bartender, another couple of rounds here!
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