Well, halloween has come and passed, and I'm still feeling cheated. Granted I come from a D3 school, but mother fucker were on the north shore 10 mins from Salem MA so I expected better. The women around here sucked this year, like I've seriously seen better at the lunch room and certainly the gym. Guess I'll be putting in some more time there this week. I hope you guys went out and rocked the shit outta whatever you wore, because if you didn't, I was that guy who did. Since I used it this year and will probably never repeat it, here is a great idea for you next year: chippendales dancer. And if you've seen SNL, I wasn't Barney either haha. Start doin some sit ups, hit the flat bench, and grab the preacher bar. I can't tell you how many rooms I entered, without knowing a soul, but still had girls yelling out "it's my birthday" because they wanted a dance. If you think I smiled and laughed each time, you are sorely mistaken friend. What better way to meet girls than to yell back "why yes it is" and start dancing with them.
Of course you want your halloween to be insanity, filled with late night boozing and early morning memories, but you also have to weigh the ups and downs. At least for me, I had some good times, hung out with some great friends, and in the end everyone woke up Sunday morning. And that is the important thing, everyone woke up. Be a man, in all senses of the word.
Welcome to Be a Man
My buddies and I had a realization over the past year; there's a whole bunch of dumb assholes who think they are "The Man". From Frat Kids, to emo snowboarders, and guidos to gamer nerds you can find idiots who do a whole bunch of talking and not enough walking. We're here to change that. For some reason over the years, modernization of our culture has turned a bunch of us into pussys; 10 years ago every guy from age 4 to 18 played baseball during the spring and now we have professional gamers? Fuck that. It's now ok for a guy to get his hair fucking frosted and go tanning? Fuck that. We're here to end that shit. Being a man is about being yourself, being confident, and realizing failures are just steps to success. We're not asking you to be like us, because you will never be as awesome as us, we're just showing you and updating you what's going on today in a Man's world. After all nobody can keep up with everything, well except for us. We're gonna be talking about sports and lots of them. We'll talk about the newest technology coming out, from cars to cellphones to big TV's. Girls? You fucking bet we'll be taking about girls, the good the bad and the ugly, mainly the good. You know what else we'll be taking about? Everything. We're gonna do whatever it takes to make sure we cover everything about being a man; from fashion, because you have to look fresh, to politics, because you have to know what is going on around the world. No one likes a bullshitter.
I personally like to think of it as the James Bond approach, he was good at everything. Making drinks, picking up women, driving cars and kicking the shit out of people. He had wits and charm. And while most people can't be good at everything, we're not asking you to be like most people, we're asking you to step away from those idiots stuck in mediocrity.You wanna be man? Then step up and start taking notes. This is the start of a revolution.
I personally like to think of it as the James Bond approach, he was good at everything. Making drinks, picking up women, driving cars and kicking the shit out of people. He had wits and charm. And while most people can't be good at everything, we're not asking you to be like most people, we're asking you to step away from those idiots stuck in mediocrity.You wanna be man? Then step up and start taking notes. This is the start of a revolution.
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