Welcome to Be a Man

My buddies and I had a realization over the past year; there's a whole bunch of dumb assholes who think they are "The Man". From Frat Kids, to emo snowboarders, and guidos to gamer nerds you can find idiots who do a whole bunch of talking and not enough walking. We're here to change that. For some reason over the years, modernization of our culture has turned a bunch of us into pussys; 10 years ago every guy from age 4 to 18 played baseball during the spring and now we have professional gamers? Fuck that. It's now ok for a guy to get his hair fucking frosted and go tanning? Fuck that. We're here to end that shit. Being a man is about being yourself, being confident, and realizing failures are just steps to success. We're not asking you to be like us, because you will never be as awesome as us, we're just showing you and updating you what's going on today in a Man's world. After all nobody can keep up with everything, well except for us. We're gonna be talking about sports and lots of them. We'll talk about the newest technology coming out, from cars to cellphones to big TV's. Girls? You fucking bet we'll be taking about girls, the good the bad and the ugly, mainly the good. You know what else we'll be taking about? Everything. We're gonna do whatever it takes to make sure we cover everything about being a man; from fashion, because you have to look fresh, to politics, because you have to know what is going on around the world. No one likes a bullshitter.

I personally like to think of it as the James Bond approach, he was good at everything. Making drinks, picking up women, driving cars and kicking the shit out of people. He had wits and charm. And while most people can't be good at everything, we're not asking you to be like most people, we're asking you to step away from those idiots stuck in mediocrity.You wanna be man? Then step up and start taking notes. This is the start of a revolution.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Bombshell of the Month Nominations

Matty and I are having trouble picking ONE girl to be a our honorary Bombshell of the month. So we've decided to leave it to our awesome readers. This is what we're asking, we need you guys to start nominating girls for our annual Bombshell. What we'll do is have them fill out a little interview/questionnaire; their last names and any other sensitive information will be kept private. What we'll do is have photos, obviously, and post up their answers to our questions. The best part is, we'll have some generic questions, but YOU the READERS get to pick out some too. So since some of you guys are too chickenshit to talk to girls me and matty will take care of that for you. You wanna know what Karen's favorite pick-up line is? Well We'll do the dirty work.

For our girl readers, which I'm still dumbfounded by, here's why you want to be a Bombshell... You'll be famous. Like this isn't some daily or weekly thing, this is monthly. With a girl of the year to be awarded next year.

We know how much you girls love attention now here's your chance to get some. Maybe you can prove that you aren't like the rest of bimbos out there.

E-mail me or send me a message on Facebook with the nominations. Girls if you're feeling cocky, try nominating your self, but I don't wanna see the Nile River streaming down your cheeks when I crush your hopes and dreams. Lastly, just because you nominate a girl doesn't mean she will be featured, she obviously has to agree.

Thanks guys and gals, now let's make this happen, I don't want this site to get stale and neither do you.
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