Welcome to Be a Man

My buddies and I had a realization over the past year; there's a whole bunch of dumb assholes who think they are "The Man". From Frat Kids, to emo snowboarders, and guidos to gamer nerds you can find idiots who do a whole bunch of talking and not enough walking. We're here to change that. For some reason over the years, modernization of our culture has turned a bunch of us into pussys; 10 years ago every guy from age 4 to 18 played baseball during the spring and now we have professional gamers? Fuck that. It's now ok for a guy to get his hair fucking frosted and go tanning? Fuck that. We're here to end that shit. Being a man is about being yourself, being confident, and realizing failures are just steps to success. We're not asking you to be like us, because you will never be as awesome as us, we're just showing you and updating you what's going on today in a Man's world. After all nobody can keep up with everything, well except for us. We're gonna be talking about sports and lots of them. We'll talk about the newest technology coming out, from cars to cellphones to big TV's. Girls? You fucking bet we'll be taking about girls, the good the bad and the ugly, mainly the good. You know what else we'll be taking about? Everything. We're gonna do whatever it takes to make sure we cover everything about being a man; from fashion, because you have to look fresh, to politics, because you have to know what is going on around the world. No one likes a bullshitter.

I personally like to think of it as the James Bond approach, he was good at everything. Making drinks, picking up women, driving cars and kicking the shit out of people. He had wits and charm. And while most people can't be good at everything, we're not asking you to be like most people, we're asking you to step away from those idiots stuck in mediocrity.You wanna be man? Then step up and start taking notes. This is the start of a revolution.

Monday, November 16, 2009

National Beer Day

So over the weekend, yours truly was having a few brews and talkin shop (man talk) with a couple of the guys when I realized something: there is no national beer day. Now you may say that New Years is a big day, St Patty's Day, 4th of July...but all of those are holidays for a specific reason. As follows, there is no one day that celebrates alcohol, as there seems to be one for maryjane...illegal or not. After much discussion, it was decided that the day before Thanksgiving was quite a special day because everyone usually has Turkey day off, and thus thinking like the college drinkers we are, or used to be, might as well. So here is the unofficial (until it becomes widespread) declaration that the day before Thanksgiving is National Beer Day. So as the holiday approaches, grab whatever it is you call your favorite and enjoy responsibly. Here's to beer.
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