Welcome to Be a Man

My buddies and I had a realization over the past year; there's a whole bunch of dumb assholes who think they are "The Man". From Frat Kids, to emo snowboarders, and guidos to gamer nerds you can find idiots who do a whole bunch of talking and not enough walking. We're here to change that. For some reason over the years, modernization of our culture has turned a bunch of us into pussys; 10 years ago every guy from age 4 to 18 played baseball during the spring and now we have professional gamers? Fuck that. It's now ok for a guy to get his hair fucking frosted and go tanning? Fuck that. We're here to end that shit. Being a man is about being yourself, being confident, and realizing failures are just steps to success. We're not asking you to be like us, because you will never be as awesome as us, we're just showing you and updating you what's going on today in a Man's world. After all nobody can keep up with everything, well except for us. We're gonna be talking about sports and lots of them. We'll talk about the newest technology coming out, from cars to cellphones to big TV's. Girls? You fucking bet we'll be taking about girls, the good the bad and the ugly, mainly the good. You know what else we'll be taking about? Everything. We're gonna do whatever it takes to make sure we cover everything about being a man; from fashion, because you have to look fresh, to politics, because you have to know what is going on around the world. No one likes a bullshitter.

I personally like to think of it as the James Bond approach, he was good at everything. Making drinks, picking up women, driving cars and kicking the shit out of people. He had wits and charm. And while most people can't be good at everything, we're not asking you to be like most people, we're asking you to step away from those idiots stuck in mediocrity.You wanna be man? Then step up and start taking notes. This is the start of a revolution.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Quality over Quantity

Alright folks, I hope your thanksgiving break and dinners were awesome. I've said it before and I'll say it again, there's nothing better than celebrating the complete and utter destruction of an entire culture, with tons of food and some football. That being said, the football games sucked as they always do. I understand that the Detroit Lions have ALWAYS played on Thanksgiving, but they fucking suck. They haven't had a winning season in 1020934034 years. Where is Barrack Obama too? I mean WE voted you in because you promised "Change", well "Change" the NFL lineup on Thanksgiving and give me some rivalry games. Thank god for college football and Colt McCoy though for giving me something exciting to watch, I can only deal with family for so long.

You know what also sucks, I fought for the rights to get the wishbone versus my Dad and I won. Yet none of my wishes came true. I was REALLY banking on getting married to Taylor Swift. Shit fell through. Nonetheless, let me sound like an adult for a second, be thankful for everything you have and don't worry about what you don't. I would've been thankful for Taylor Swift but instead I had to settle for cooking our Turkey a manly way...

That's right. We used an engine hoist to hold the turkey as we dipped it into a deep fryer... Alright so maybe I didn't, still a fucking great idea. Thanks to Jalopnik.com for the photo.

Lastly, I want to apologize on behalf of me and Chays for the lack of writing, we know you readers are eager to get our opinion and knowledge on current events, but Finals are here and shit has to get to done. That being said I also got H1N1, so I've been laying low. And I know what you're saying, "Breezy, aren't you like Zeus and fucking untouchable". Well that's what I thought too, but sometimes you have to get knocked down to know what it's like to get back up. I did some research though and found out who started H1N1. It was this bastard...
Anyways to all of our readers, thanks for being patient. Like I said we have big things coming up, some new writers, and always new articles just waiting to get written. We take our shit seriously and it will always be Quality over Quantity. Till then, enjoy a picture of Taylor Swift, my future ex-wife. Cowboy boots have never been hotter.
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